Farm Blog

Well, another week of not wanting to trade my problems for anyone else's. Here's the rundown of calamities I faced. I finally catch the mouse in the pantry. It turns out to be a three-legged mouse with no tail, and I almost think I should have given it the run of the place for the rest of its life. Duke the pony has his senior citizen wander-the-farm-for-free pass revoked when he discovers a bucket of rabbit food, knocks it over, and eats an indeterminate amount. Fortunate

Here's a list of phrases heard around the farm. And a list of who said them. Can you match them? "Every disc plow comes with a player piano" "Ducks care about justice." "I didn't think I was going to bake a sea turtle." "It's like, so rude to yell at an owl." "I put them in ice cube trays so you wouldn't have to eat a big block of frozen testicles." And now, the possible contexts: Quinn splits the whey between two pots of duck food. Alexia tries to fit a giant squash into t